It is impossible to be productive,
because before I can be productive, I must know what I want to produce,
but before I can know what to produce, I must know what I am interested in,
but before I can know what I am interested in, I must understand my own interests,
but before I can understand my own interests, I must recognize what I find uninteresting,
but before recognizing what I find uninteresting, I must be made bored,
but before I can be made bored, I must engage in an activity,
but before I can engage in an activity, I must have the energy,
but before I have the energy, I must assess what gives me energy,
but before I can assess what gives me energy, I must understand my nutritious needs,
but before I can understand my nutritious needs, I must google “nutrition”
but before I can google “nutrition”, I must have data,
but before I have data, I must dial *111#,
but before I can dial *111#, I must unlock my phone,
but before I can unlock my phone, I must pick my phone up,
but before I can pick my phone up, I must stop staring into space,
but before I can stop staring into space, I must stop daydreaming,
but before I can stop daydreaming, I must stop overthinking,
but before I can stop overthinking, I must have focus,
but before I can have focus, I must know how to control my mind,
but before I know how to control my mind, I must watch Inception,
but before I can watch inception, I must be awake,
but before I can be awake, I must wake up,
but before I can wake up, I must drink tea,
but before I can drink tea, I must have a reason to be that productive,
and after all
it’s just tea,
and I think today
I will go without.
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